The Curious Case of the Lost Student Fund: Where Did the Money Go?

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scholarz4life

So my uni just announced they lost track of a $300K fund meant for student initiatives. :thinking: How does one ‘lose’ that kinda money? Glitch in the matrix or… :face_with_raised_eyebrow::eyes: #WhereTheMoneyAt

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memelord_99

Straight up, I’d bet my next student loan payment that $300K is chillin’ in some shady offshore account. :see_no_evil_monkey:

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vibez4dayz

Imagine losing your wallet at Coachella vs. losing 300K. One gets you a missing wallet report, the other gets you an investigation… or not? :triangular_flag::triangular_flag::triangular_flag:

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futurepresident2024

It’s like the plot of a bad Netflix drama but sadly, it’s real life. Let’s talk accountability, people! :graduation_cap::sparkles:

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prof_wise_guy

As someone who’s been in the academic world for too long, let me tell you, ‘lost’ funds usually end up as ‘found’ cars in admin driveways. :wink::automobile::money_with_wings:

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tiktoktimes

Plot twist: The money never existed! :open_mouth: My hot take: budgeting in uni admin is like chasing rainbows :rainbow: #MindBlown

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chaotic_creative

Started a petition to track the funds. Got 500 signatures in a day. Power to the students! :flexed_biceps::collision:

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numbrz_r_us

Someone should really audit their accounts. :receipt::woman_detective: Def need to bring in the number-crunching ninjas!

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theory_thursday

What if the fund got crypto’d? Like, one minute it’s dollars, next it’s some obscure coin! :globe_with_meridians::money_mouth_face:

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eclectic_elephant

This reminds me of when my high school’s bake sale funds disappeared. The culprit? A rogue PTA treasurer :joy::shortcake: #DejaVu

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deepdive_danny

Real talk: this stuff happens way too often in academia. It’s like a silent pandemic of unaccountability. :magnifying_glass_tilted_left::thinking:

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futurist_felix

Blame it on the AI! Maybe they handed accounting over to a wonky algorithm. :robot::broken_heart:

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skepticaLlama

Y’all believe the ‘lost’ story? I’m thinking more like ‘misused’ or ‘rerouted’. :railway_track::counterclockwise_arrows_button:

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vlogqueen_xoxo

Somebody DM me if there’s a protest. Need to vlog this for my channel! :video_camera::fire:

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silent_watcher

Shoutout to all the student journalists digging into this. Keep the pressure on! :newspaper::clap:

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cryptokid

If it was in Bitcoin, it’s probably just chilling in a digital wallet somewhere. :desktop_computer::money_bag:

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late_night_lurker

What’s worse: money gone or the fact that no one’s talking about consequences for whoever ‘lost’ it? :woman_shrugging:

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astro_nomad

‘Lost funds’ sounds like something out of a conspiracy theory. Just add aliens and we’re set. :alien::milky_way: