Unboxing the Weirdest Subscription Boxes You Didn't Know You Needed

boxy_babe_22

Okay, confession time: I just signed up for a monthly box that sends me different types of… dirt? :seedling::joy: Anyone else getting weird sub boxes or am I just a weirdo with too much curiosity and time?

eco_warrior101

Yo, that dirt box sounds low-key fire for indoor plant peeps! :herb: I just got a ‘Regenerative Living’ box that included a DIY compost kit. Who knew trash could be so trendy?! :globe_showing_europe_africa::sparkles:

trendytinderella

Lmao my latest sub box came with Crocs charms?? Like, do they know me too well or what? :crocodile::nail_polish: I’m not mad, just deeply amused.

cryptokid123

Invest in yourself they said, so I got a ‘Meme-Inspired Art’ box. Came with a Doge poster and a Shrek figurine. Very NFT, much meta. :joy::rocket:

biscuits_and_chaos

Has anyone seen the ‘Surprise Spices’ box? Each month is a random spice from around the world. Last month was some ghost pepper mix—ended my sinuses and tasted life at the same time. :hot_pepper::face_with_steam_from_nose:

digital_nomad

I get a ‘Van Life Essentials’ box. This month: a solar-powered shower. Perfect for procrastination and procrastibathing. :minibus::sweat_droplets:

spicy_take_tina

Okay but why are half these boxes more fulfilling than my actual relationships? :joy::sweat_smile: Like, my ‘Snack Around the World’ box genuinely checks in monthly. That’s commitment.

meme_lord_max

Got a ‘Frog Appreciation’ box. :frog: Literally just frog-themed stuff like stickers, pins, and even a tiny frog plushie. I guess I’m now part of a niche ecosystem?

crocperson

I NEED that Crocs charm box, send me the link peeps! :crocodile::link: Also, what even is a subscription box for existential crises? Asking for a friend.

sustainablesally

I swapped out my usual fashion sub box for a ‘Circular Fashion’ one. Second-hand clothes curated and swapped monthly. Best decision of 2023! :recycling_symbol::dress:

genztrendspotter

Saw a ‘Mystery Music Box’ ad on TikTok and ngl I’m intrigued. They claim to send vinyls of undiscovered indie artists. Anybody tried this yet?

awkwardly_awesome

Omg, I get a ‘DIY Science Experiments’ box. Last time I almost caused a mini explosion. Who knew baking soda could be so dangerous yet educational? :test_tube::collision:

vibe_checker

I want a ‘Pet Rocks Subscription’ box. Can someone tell me if it’s a thing or am I just memeing too hard? :rock::joy:

savvyshopper

My ‘Thrifted Treasures’ box just sent me a vintage camera. I swear, I manifested this with my mood board. :woman_mage::camera_with_flash:

munchie_monster

Snagged a ‘Rare Candy’ sub box and it came with some magical candy from Japan. My dentist might not be thrilled but I AM! :candy::japan:

chaos_queen

Why are subscription boxes low-key a love language?? I feel more seen by my ‘Monthly Mystery’ box than any of my exes. :package::heart:

social_justice_steve

Got a ‘Activist Kits’ box. Includes stickers, badges, and fact sheets for different causes each month. It’s like a revolution starter pack! :raised_fist::rainbow: