Why My Cat is the Best Home Office Assistant (But Also the Worst)

coffeecatlover98

Y’all, my cat decided that my keyboard is her new favorite chill spot. :weary_face: Half my emails have random ‘mjjjjj’ because she just vibes there. Anyone else have a feline overlord in their home office?

plantmomma123

@coffeecatlover98 Yes! My cat thinks he’s my manager. Always knocking my plants over during Zoom calls. I swear he’s got an agenda. :joy:

studygrndqueen

Real talk: My cat interrupts my study sessions but has also perfected the art of stress relief. Instant serotonin boost when he curls up next to me. :paw_prints::two_hearts:

minimalistmeme

Cats = the ultimate distraction and focus tool. Mine loves sitting on my hands, making me take breaks. But hey, fewer hand cramps! Silver linings, peeps. :rainbow:

genZzzz

Anyone ever try giving their cat a fake ‘office’? Mine has a tiny desk next to me with a paper and pen. She naps there now instead of my mousepad. Life hack? Maybe. :cat_with_wry_smile:

caffeinejunkie

@genZzzz That’s genius! I’m trying this ASAP. My cat keeps rearranging my coffee mugs like she’s some feng shui expert. :joy:

sustainablesara

Crazy idea: what if we train our cats to send Slack messages? Ain’t no way they could be worse than Todd’s constant ‘can we circle back?’ messages. :roll_eyes:

popculturejunkie

Just imagine if cats took over scheduling. All meetings would be at naptime. Honestly, not mad about it. :sleeping_face:

crocssupremacy

Forget Crocs, it’s all about the kitty slippers life in the home office. Who else wears cat slippers as a WFH staple? :smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes:

minimalistmeme

Survival tip: keep treats on your desk. It’s like having a peace offering ready for when the meeting-crashing begins. :fish:

WFiend

My cat legit thinks my webcam is a laser pointer. Meetings get wild when he spots it. Still convinced he’s trying to climb the corporate ladder. :woman_climbing:

realtalkryan

Cats in the home office: They ruin productivity but make everything bearable. It’s a chaotic balance, but I’m here for it. :black_cat:

trendsetter_tara

True story: My cat helps me close deals. Clients find her interruptions endearing. Sometimes the chaos works in your favor, folks. :cat_with_wry_smile::briefcase:

boredatwork123

When your cat walks across your keyboard and accidentally sends a meme to the whole office… and everyone’s day is suddenly better. :sweat_smile:

bookwormbex

They say don’t work with animals or children, yet here we are. Wonder if I can expense my cat as a ‘consultant’. :joy:

zillennialzane

Real talk, cats are the most honest co-workers. Judging your screen time and life choices with those eyes. :eyes:

techie_rae

Who needs a fancy standing desk when you’re jumping up every five mins to stop your cat from destroying something? Natural fitness regime? You bet. :flexed_biceps:

chillchad

@techie_rae Isn’t it the best cardio? :joy: My Apple Watch is fooled into thinking I’m an athlete.

studygrndqueen

Endgame: perfect the art of balancing work while petting your cat. It’s a skill. A lifestyle choice. A mood. :sparkles:

zenzonezara

At the end of the day, cats remind us to play and take breaks. Maybe they’re the real productivity gurus. :woman_in_lotus_position: