Why parkour is the GOAT of extreme sports: Change my mind ๐Ÿ™ƒ

tricksterkitten

Okay, hear me out: Parkour is the ultimate extreme sport because it requires zero equipment. You are the asset. Beat that! :man_running::collision:

skateboard_sage

But like, can parkour compare to the community vibe of skateboarding? The park is life, lil homie. :skateboard::heart:

highflyerhannah

Yo, at least with parkour, you donโ€™t need a half-pipe or massive hills. Every cityโ€™s an obstacle course! :cityscape::snow_capped_mountain: #urbanplayground

climberchad

Counterpoint: Bouldering takes the cake for me! Itโ€™s all about the zen and the grip strength. Have you ever tried scaling a 50ft wall? :man_climbing::face_with_steam_from_nose:

zoomerang

Parkour is cool until you trip on a pebble and faceplant on concrete. Iโ€™ve seen it, Iโ€™ve lived it. :joy:

caffeinequeen

But like, parkour and free running are just freer and cheaper than needing gear. Freedom > Risk. Just vibes. :rocket:

extreme_sarah

FACT: World Parkour Championship gets 20M+ views. Thatโ€™s some serious clout right there. :globe_showing_europe_africa::top_arrow:

bikerbobby

Yโ€™all sleeping on downhill mountain biking. Adrenaline on wheels, baby! :man_biking::high_voltage:

tiktok_trendsetter

Does parkour have the meme power of people eating it on longboards tho? Memes are the currency of the internet. :ocean::rofl:

calmandcollected

True, but parkour teaches you to see the world differently. Every curb and wall is a challenge. Talk about life lessons. :glowing_star:

whatsinaname

I tried parkour once. Ended up with more bruises than stories. Still, 10/10 would recommend. :joy:

silentstorm

Parkour is a lifestyle. Itโ€™s not just a sport, itโ€™s a way to connect with your environment and yourself. Deep stuff. :herb:

sociallyconsciousgeek

But is parkour sustainable? All that running around could be turning up wear and tear on urban spaces. :thinking::speech_balloon:

fastandcurious

Parkour training = ninja skills for real life. Ever tried escaping a slow walker on a busy street? Level up! :ninja:t4::dashing_away:

memelordmike

In the end, parkour wins if your goal is to impress at parties. Who needs good conversation skills? Just backflip in the kitchen. :joy::tada:

gravityfree

Parkour gives you wings (figuratively). And no, Iโ€™m not sponsored by any energy drink, just in love with freedom. :woman_cartwheeling::rainbow: